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(This story happened on ep If you cant take the heat. This is when Heather gets out of the Freezer.)
Chris: The Killer Bass wins!
They cheered. Duncan hugged Courtney.
Courtney: *Giggles* Okay Duncan....put me down....Duncan!
Duncan got scared a bit and puts Courtney down.
Heather comes out of the freezer.
Heather: D-d-d-did w-w-e-we w-wi-n?
Chris: Nope the bass win 21 to 12.
Heather: Great WHY DO WE ALWAYS LOSE PEOPLE?!?
Beth: Owen ate the ribs so...you know we didn't get a good point for that.
Heather turns to Owen.
Heather Listen to me you fat, stupid, ugly waste of space you made us loss the game your so going to leave!"
Owen: But But But....sigh.
*At the Gopher's cabin*
LeShawna: That boy ate the ribs it cost us a chance of winning.
Trent: Yeah but He couldn't help it.
Gwen: We know but ....... He just really messing up for us...
LeShawna: He gotta go sorry Trent.
*In the female Gophers cabin*
Heather putter eyeliner on where her use to be eye brows where at.
Heather: You know Lindsay you were a major trader...
Lindsay open her mouth but Heather closed it with her hand.
Heather: But since you did get me out of the freezer. I'll give you another chance if you vote with me tonight.
Heather walks off and Lindsay looks down.
*CONFESSIONALS*
Heather: The voting was hard because there were so many people to choose from.
Lindsay: I cant believe we locked her in the freezer it was so funny.....She not going to see this is she?
Heather: I still got to get Beth what quitting the alliance and OWEN completely messed up everything!
Lindsay: I really want to vote Heather off but...
Heather: I vote for Owen....
*Campfire Ceremony*
Chris holds a plate with only one Marshmallow left.
Chris: Heather.... Owen you two are the only one's left without a Marshmallow......the last marshmallow goes to......
Owen got scared.
Heather looks at the marshmallow then Owen.
Owen wet his pants.
Heather smelled Owen's pant. "Ew..."
Chris chuckled. "And the last Marshmallow goes to ....Heather."
Heather smiled.
Owen gasp.
Heather: You heard him Dock of Shame awaits.
Owen gets up and slowly walks away.
Heather: That was real dumb of you to eat the ribs and screw up everything.
Owen got on the Boat of Loser's and was spent to Paradise Island.

Like I said so may times, this chapter is LOVE.

Chapter Two- GIRLFRIEND!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

Owen: Chris, what am I doing here?
Chris: Because I'll need you for future Challenges.....anyways, Isn't there someone you wanna see?
Owen: Yeah *Day dreams about Justin in a bowl of Food.*
Chris: I don't know what your thinking, but by the ways your looking its nasty dude....get a life.
Owen: Yeah, just let me see him....her I mean!
Chris: Yeah, right.....Glad that gay guy is gone, phew! Now I can stop worrying about him coming into my cabin.
Chris shows Owen all the other campers;
Katie's is missing Sadie.
Ezekiel is learning to speak slang now.
Eva is working out.
Noah is talking about how smart he is as always.
Tyler is trying to get better at sports.
Izzy wasn't there for some strange reason.
And all the other campers doing they're stuff.
Chris brought Owen to Justin.
Chris: This is what you wanted, right?
Owen stare's a Justin hot smexy shirtless intoxicating breath taking abs of Justin.
Owen: Jus- Jus- Jus- Justin?
Justin: Hey man...
Owen: How has it been goin'?
Justin: Great! I just meet this person that is perfect for me!
Owen smiled. It me isn't it? I bet it's me! If some other girl takes my place I'll...
Owen: What's the person's name?
Justin: Hailey...She's a goddess perfect for me.
Owen's world just crashed before his very eyes.
Justin: Yup, she's a winner....wanna see her?
Owen: Yeah sure! Yeah, I wanna see this two time backstabbing little B*** that's trying to steal my man!!!

Awesome!

Aww, first Owen gets voted off and now this?!

Sorry Kristy but good things is gonna happened to him later...

Chapter 3- Meeting Hailey

Owen reluctantly Followed Justin to meet his new girlfriend. Hailey was sitting in the edge of the pool.
Justin: Well Owen, here's my beautiful girlfriend, Hailey.
Hailey got out of the water and walk over to Justin and Owen.
Hailey: Hey Owen, Justin has told me a lot about you.
She pulls him closer.
Hailey: Listen to me you fat, ugly snob! I know you like him, I love Justin and there's nothing that's gonna' stop us from being together,GOT IT!?
Owen nods,scared. Hailey Lets him go and puts on her fake smile to Justin.
Hailey: Justie-Poo, I think me and Owen are gonna' have a good time!
She turned to him and made a sound with out moving her mouth.
Hailey: Right, Owen?...
Owen nodded.
Owen: Yeah, it's not like I like you more than a friend, Justin....I mean I love Justin like a brother would, if a brother was in love with his Brother....I mean-
Hailey: We get it now...
Owen sighed.
Meanwhile....
Heather: You cant do this, You guys need me! I going to get you back, Gwen!!!
Chef throws Heather in the boat and was taken away to Paradise Island.
Heather: It isn't a wish....It's a vow...
Back to Owen...
Hailey and Justin walk away.
Owen: I need to get Justin away from Hailey, but how?....
Owen walks over to the indoor pool. Owen sees Heather.
Owen: Heather, what are you doing here?
Heather: Stupid Gwen got me eliminated! I'm going to get her back that bit-
Owen: If you don't have nothing good to say, than don't say it at all.
Heather: Hey, where is Justin?
Owen got mad.
Owen: He is with his girlfriend...
Heather looked at Owen and smirked.
Heather: Owen, you wanna' get that girl for taken away your man?
Owen: Oh Hell Yes!! (xDDDDDDDDDDD)
Heather smirks ever more. Owen smirks.
Heather: Here's the plan....

Chapter 4- Plan Part 1

Heather: Okay, Owen here's the plan.....
Owen smiles.
Owen: That's the best plan I've ever heard!
Heather smacks him in the head.
Heather: I didn't even tell you it, yet!
Owen: Oh...
Heather: Okay, we.....and you.....while I.....lets see if that works.
Eva saw Heather.
Eva: HEATHER, YOU NO GOOD DRAGGY LITTLE--
Heather looks at her wrist
Heather: Oh, wow! Look at the time....Time to go, Owen!
Heather grabs his arm and pull him away from Eva.
Eva: I'm gonna get you back, I PROMISE!!!! I'll.... I'll.....
Eva breaks the camera.
To Owen and Heather...
Heather got the floor wet with mud while Owen had notes from Hailey to Justin and a note from Justin to Hailey.
Heather: Are you ready for this?
Owen nods. I'm so ready ......TO GET MY MAN!!!
In Hailey's room.
She had pictures of Justin everywhere.
Hailey: Justin, Justin, Justin, Justin, Justin......JUSTIN!!!!
Hailey went to her bathroom and pee's about Justin.
Owen came in the door.
Door: Password, please?
Owen: Um....Justin?
Door: Password denied.
Owen: Um...Food?
Door: Password denied.
Owen: Um....Owen?
Door: Password accepted.
Owen: Huh?
Door: Password denied.
The door closed itself after it was almost open.
Owen: Oh, for the love of Queen of Zambezi.....Owen!
Door: Password accepted.
The door opened.
Hailey is doing her make-up.
Owen goes into the room and sees pictures of Justin. He started to drool. Owen does the Peter Griffin laugh.
Owen: Justin...
Hailey: Who's in my room when I,the supreme smex God, is in here?!
Owen grabs a Justin picture and puts it over his face and does his Justin voice....that is really bad.
Justin (Owen): It's me, Justin.
Hailey gasped and went into her fake mask of lies that looks ugly on her.
Hailey: Justie- Poo!
Justin (Owen) : Um, yeah, it's me Justie- Poo!
Hailey touches his head.
Hailey: Is there something wrong? You don't like it when I call you that sometimes, and here you are smiling saying it...
Justin (Owen): No, there's nothing wrong!
Hailey: Okay then...
She went back into the bathroom.
Owen put the note on the desk and left.
She came out a few hours later.
Hailey: Justie- Poo.....?
She sees the note and read it.
Hailey: Okay, I'm coming!
Meanwhile when Hailey was in the bathroom.
Owen went out of the room and took off the mask and put it in his underwear....(Wrong....)
Heather saw Owen and ran up to him.
Heather: So, did you do it?
Owen: Mission accomplish...
Heather looks at his pants.
Heather: Um...what's in your pants?
Owen: Nothing...
He farted.
Heather coughs and walks away. Owen sprayed air freshener on his butt without messing up the picture. Heather came back.
Heather: Good....anyways, part one is done and all we need is part two to get done....

Chapter 5 - Plan Part 2

Owen: What did you do while I was going to Hailey's room?
Heather: Well....
*Flash Back*
After Owen left, Heather went into Justin's room. She went to the door.
Door: Password, Please?
Heather: Hailey...
Door: Password denied!
Heather: Huh?.....Justin?
Door: Password denied!
Heather: calm down, don't get mad!......Owen?
Door: Password accepted!
The door opened. She went in and saw a lot of Owen pictures ..... and they were naked pictures of Owen. Heather threw up in her mouth a bit.
Heather: Gross.
She switched the lights on. The room switched around, causing all the pictures of naked Owen to change into Hailey pictures.
Heather: ...Sigh.
Justin came into the room.
Justin: Heather? What are you doing here?
Heather: Um....someone gave this to me....
She handed him the letter. He read it.
Justin: So I want to see myself?
Heather: What?!
Justin points at the letter.
Justin: Um....It says Justin wants to meet you at the hallway next to the poker room.
Heather grabs the letter and looks at it.
Heather: Sigh.....your girlfriend Owen gave me the wrong one....
Justin: Oh, so she wants me to see her now?
Heather: No, I'll came back and get you....she wants to give you a surprise!.....Oppies, I wasn't suppose to say.
Justin: It's okay, I'll go when it's time. I'm going to get a tan, now...
Heather: Okay, bye.
She went out of his room. Eva saw her.
Eva: HEATHER!!!
Heather: EVA!!!!
Heather ran for it with Eva on her tail.
Heather ran into Noah. She lost Eva.
Noah: Hey watch it!...Heather, what are you dong here?
Heather: Gwen is the reason!....Don't you know Owen?
Noah: Duh!
Heather: Well he loves a certain someone...
She winks at him.... about 5 times.
Noah: What wrong with your eye?
Heather: Nothing!....Anyways, I need your help.
Noah: For Owen's lover, I suppose...
Heather: Yeah, I need you to do something to make his girlfriend look bad.
Noah: Owen's gay?!
Heather: Sssh, don't say that out loud!
Noah: I'm not helping, I don't want him to fall in love with me!
Heather: No He's just gay about Justin and that's it! If he's gay about other boys.....we will send him to gay rehab. K'?
Noah: Okay.....so why am I needed in this?
Heather: After the second part of the plan is done, I need you to...
Noah: Okay, I got it! I'll come to the poker hallway in 4 more hours, right?
Heather: Right, then part 3 of the plan will be started! Thanks for the help, Noah.
Heather walks off.
Noah: No problem....*Whispers* Beautiful....
*Flash Back Ended*
Owen: Oh, okay, So Noah's helping us?
Owen digs his hand into his underwear. Heather smacks him.
Heather: What are you doing?!
Owen: I'm just getting out a note from Noah.
Heather: Oh....why do you stuff things into your underwear?
Owen: So I can keep everything with me....wanna' candy bar?
Heather grabs the candy bar, opens the wrapper, and bits into it.
Owen: Um, Heather it was my 10 mouth old UW bar...
Heather: EW! What does the 'UW' stand for?
Owen: Um...UnderWear bar...
Heather screams and spits it out. She ran to the bathroom and washed her mouth out with soap.
Owen: Huh...Guess she doesn't like Underwear candy bars...

okay i love it! but i still am waiting for Cody...

Awesome!

Chapter 6- Plan Part 3

Heather came out of the bathroom and smacks Owen.
Heather: You nasty, ugly, sticky, waste of space! I should kick you into next year so you'll never see Justin again!
Owen frowns.
Owen: I'm sorry!
Heather sighed.
Heather: Yeah, right...
Heather and Owen heard footsteps. Owen hid. Heather looks at Owen.
Heather: Owen, hiding behind a fake plant wont hide you that well....
Owen hid at he corner of his hall after hearing this.
Heather: Good, go get Noah while I get Justin, k'?
Owen nods. Heather walks away. Hailey and Heather meet.
Hailey: Heather?
Heather: Hailey?
Hailey: It's an unthankful reunion.
Heather: Like-wise...
Hailey: Why are you here?
Heather: I was on Total Drama Island, I got voted off, and was sent here.
Hailey:...I'm still am wondering why you weren't the first to be voted off.
Heather: Because, I'm a great team player, I'm hot, the camera loves me, and I was owning that show until stupid Gwen eliminated me!
Hailey: Oh yeah, I remember you, Gwen, and LeShawna fighting....that's why I like them so much, they make you miserable.
Heather: Oh, go slip in some mud! And you will, too...
Hailey: Like that will happened...I gotta' go see Justin, Ciao.
Heather thinks- Justin is with that B****?! Justin is going out with another Crazy girl idiot!
Heather went into Justin's room.
Heather: Um, Justin?
Justin came out of the room.
Justin: Yeah?
Heather: Hailey's ready for you...
Justin: Just in (Just in ..... Justin, weird) time....
Heather: Okay, lets go!
Meanwhile....
Owen went to Noah's room.
Owen: Noah, it's okay, it's Owen.
Noah: Huh?....Oh yeah, the plan...
He opens the door.
Owen: You know your part?
Noah: I know mine. lets go.
Noah and Owen went to the poker hallway and waited for Hailey to fall.
Hailey paces them and she fell, like planed. Noah walks up to her.
Noah: Whoa, what kind idiot will fall in front of a poker room where perverts check you out when you fall.....how stupid....
Hailey: Shut it, Noah!
Noah: Why? Is it because I'm telling the truth....that you are an a**!
Owen: *Whispers* Whoa, Noah...
A dog was sniffing around and he went to Owen's butt and started to sniff it. Owen farted. The dog died.
Owen: *To the dog* Sorry boy, but Dogs give me the toots. (lol)
Hailey heard Owen. She went up to him.
Hailey: I knew it!!!
Owen got scared and farted.
Hailey: I knew you were trying to make me look bad in front of.....
She fainted. Noah went over to Owen's front side.
Noah: Those farts are dangerous...
Owen smiled and farted again. Heather came in seconds later with Justin.
Heather: What in the world?!?!?!?!?!!?

That's right betch, fall on your face! ;____; You dare be mean to Owen.

Poor hailey

Chapter what ever the freak it is- IT WAS BE ACCIDENT!!!!!!

Owen: Um, um, um....I didn't do it.
Noah: Power to the farts! (Thanks for the quote Kristy!)
Justin laughed, Heather, on the other hand, didn't.
Heather: Owen, what did you do?
Noah: His farts kills all. (This is kinda funny)
Heather: Noah! Stop already!
Noah: But it's true! I probably think Hailey is in a coma right now...
Justin: Noah! Quit being funny!
Noah: HE TALKS....ITS A MIRICLE!!!!! THANK GOD...that I don't believe in....Okay...I'll stop. Can't take a joke.
Heather: Now, Owen, tell me what you did!
Owen: I farted in a dog's face and killed it.....then Hailey came while I was looking at the dog. I farted in her face and she....well you know.
Noah laughed.
Noah: HE KILLED THE DOG! HA! You gotta love this guy!
Heather shook her head. Noah looked at her.
Noah: What did I do? You know, for people who love each other, you guys are doing that very well....
Justin picked Hailey up.
Justin: I can't believe you, dude. I thought you liked her.
Owen: I didn't see her!!! I'm telling the truth!!!!!!! IT WAS BY ACCIDENT!!!!!!
Justin left. Owen, Noah, and Heather sighed.
Heather: Well time for plan #2.
Noah: Which is....?
Cody walked by.
Cody: Hey guys.
Cody kept on walking.
Heather smirked.
Heather: Cody. We need Cody.....Okay. Noah, I need you to....Owen I need you to....While I...... Got it?
Owen: I'm not so sure...
Heather gave him something.
Noah: Piece of cake.
Owen: Piece of cake.
Noah: Why are you copying me?
Owen: I'm not piece of cake see....
Noah: Can I have some?
Owen: No cakey for Noahie.....
Noah: Go back to rhyming school.
Owen: I know what you are, but what am I?
Noah sighed.
Owen: No I'm not!
Heather sighed.
Heather: This is gonna be a long day!
Owen: But it's not!
Noah: Shut it, Owen! You just ruin the ending of this chapter.
Owen: Sorry....
Noah: *Sigh* This is gonna be a long day.
Heather: Hey! That's my line!

more duncan

This is getting hilarious.

Awesome just want to see Duncan.

I'll try to get him voted off....in about 3 more chatper's if the second plan doesn't work K? I cant believe I'm making it this funny. I always wanted to be a comedic but i dont think I'm funny enough.

If yo uwant my honest opinion it isnt funny.

Why isn't it funny? So you want Justin to beat the crap out of Noah then it will be fun!!!!

It just isnt funny to me at all.It wont be funnt if jutin beats Noah it wont be funny you have to have a talent to be funny

EVERYONE TELLS ME A HAVE A BIT OF TALENT THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME MORE MISERABLE!!!

I never said you dont have talent everyone is diffrent I love tDI so I am reading the fic it it enjoyable but it's not that funny.some advice is maybe add comedical elemtns such as funny songs ect

Well, I think it is funny. Even if it isn't funny, fanfics don't need to be funny to be good.