Song Parodies

You all know what this topic is for! Here's a parody of I Hate Everything About You. Making fun of match.com

Every time we sit awake
After every click we make
Every feeling that I get
But I haven’t met you yet

Every roommate kept at bay
By every and we make
All the feelings that I get
But I still don't know you yet

Though I never stop to think about it...

I know nothing about you
Why do I love you
I've never even met you
Why do I love you

Every time we site awake
After every click we make
Every feeling that I get
But I haven’t met you yet

Maybe I should stop to think about it

I know nothing about you
Why do I love you
Come to think of it I REALLY hate you
Why do I love you

Only when I stop to read
Your blog, I know
Only when you choose to live
Without me, do I know

I know nothing about you
Why do I love you
You know nothing about me
Why do you love me

I don't
You don't
I know
You love me

I know nothing about you
Why do I love you

How about Whispers In The Dark by Skillet?

Despite the pies that you're baking
Your cake is mine for the taking
My mouth is just waiting
To eat those frosting roses

I will be the one that's gonna eat you
I will be the one that consumes you
My tummy's a hungry, consuming monster

No, you'll never have my cake
When you come I'll hide and pig out in your car
Hear my chewing in the dark
No, you can settle for your pie
When you come you know I'm always far
Hear the munching in the dark
Munching in the dark

You feel so spongy and cakey
You lay there yummy and tastey
My mouth is just waiting
To lick your in frosting roses

I will be the one that's gonna find you
I will be the one that's gonna chew you
My belly's a hungry, consuming monster

No, you'll never get my cake
When you come I'll hide and pig out in your car
Hear my chewing in the dark
No, you can settle for your pie
When you come you know I'm always far
Hear my munching in the dark
Munching in the dark
Munching in the dark
Munching in the dark

Hollaback boy Parady by Cobra Starship

Uh-huh, holy S***
It's about time you get off my D***

A few times you been around that track
But your A** is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy
A few times you been around that track
But your A** is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy

(Ooh oo) This is my S***, this is my S***
(Ooh oo) This is my S***, this is my S***
(Ooh oo) This is my S***, this is my S***
(Ooh oo) This is my S***.

You damn right I was talking S***
I told your man so you would hear it
What you doin' acting like that
Now people know what's up
So you came to my place
Saw the look on your face
I hit a home run then I kicked you out
But first I broke my pom-pom out
And now you know what's up

A few times you been around that track
But your A** is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy
A few times you been around that track
But your A** is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy

(Ooh oo) This is my S***, this is my S***
(Ooh oo) This is my S***, this is my S***
(Ooh oo) This is my S***, this is my S***
(Ooh oo) This is my S***.

So last night girl, saw you under the bleachers
Giving he*d to a substitute teacher
Perfect grades didn't make no sense
But now it's all cleared up
And it's comin' right back
'Cause I'm telling your pack
So don't freak out when your secret's out
That's right girl, you can't deny this
Your knees is all scratched up

A few times you been around that track
But your A** is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy
A few times you been around that track
But your A** is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy

(Ooh oo) This is my S***, this is my S***
(Ooh oo) This is my S***, this is my S***
(Ooh oo) This is my S***, this is my S***
(Ooh oo) This is my S***.

Let me hear you say this S*** is
Super-cala-fragalistic-expialidoshus
S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-A-F-R-A-G-A...um...
..WHAT!

A few times you been around that track
But your A** is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy
A few times you been around that track
But your A** is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy

(Ooh oo) This is my S***, this is my S***
(Ooh oo) This is my S***, this is my S***
(Ooh oo) This is my S***, this is my S***
(Ooh oo) This is my S***

Chorus of "Viva La Vida" - Coldplay

I hear Jerusalem girls are yelling
Roman Catholic girls are screaming
Be my one and only fangirl
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know fangirls won't call my name
Never a manly word
And that was when I ruled the world

Part of "Smack That" - Akon ft. Eminem

Upfront style ready to attack now
Pull in the parking lot slow with the paddle down
Fangirls got the whole thing packed now
Step in the club now and wardrobe intact now!
I feel it down and cracked now (ooh)
I see it dull and backed now
I'm gonna call her, than I pull the mack down
Yaoi no problem, pocket full of that now!

I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow
Why don't you smack me with that deadly Yaoi paddle
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo
And possibly bend you over look back and watch me

Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that Yaoi!

Must Have Done Something Right - Reliant K

We should get Yaoi cause it makes the girls dream
But yours would look better than mine, cause you're outta my league
And I know that it's so cliche to tell you that everyday
I spend with you is the new best day of my life
Everyone watching us just turns away with disgust
It's Yaoi, they can see that we've got it going on

And I'm racking my brain for a new improved way
To let you see more Yaoi than what I know how to show
You're OK with the way this is going to be
This is going to be the best thing we've ever seen

If anyone can make me a like Yaoi you could
All I gotta say is I must've done something good
I came along one day and you rearranged my life
All I gotta say is I must've done something right
I must've done something right

Maybe I'm just lucky cause it's hard to believe
Believe that somebody like you'd end up sendin' Yaoi to me
And I know that it's so cliche to send it to you this way
But I'll push all my inhibitions aside
It's so very obvious to everyone watching us
That we have got something real good going on

And I'm racking my brain for a new improved way
To let you more Yaoi than what I know how to show
You're OK with the way this is going to be
This is going to be the best thing we've ever seen

If anyone can make me like Yaoi you could
All I gotta say is I must've done something good
I came along one day and you rearranged my life
All I gotta say is I must've done something right
I must've done something right